I bet he was gutted when DVD's came out.

A license plate telling the world 'something' is small.

On a Porsche.

This stuff just writes itself eh?

And I am a tomato....

No it isn't a train. Now stop eating the crayons and go to your room.

Have you tot a gissue?

Blake's car

Magnificent?
Kept in a Shed?
I could go on all day.

Words spelt with a silent 'P'

Searching for a reason of why this could ever be considered OK

And I have come up with none

Answers on a postcard to the usual address please.

For well you know that it's a fool

Who plays it cool

He was in a rush to get home....

....for his dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN.